Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
