I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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