quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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