i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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