That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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