Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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