He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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