If i come over, it means nothing
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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