Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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