1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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