We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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