fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Randomize
