Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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