Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize