No, you can still breathe under the balls.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize