You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
