Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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