Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It all started with a game of naked twister.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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