just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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