Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
how drunk are you?
Several
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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