Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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