he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Randomize
