maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i will never coherently bang her
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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