Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
