Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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