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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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