census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
