Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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