I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My vagina just clenched in fear
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