Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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