look no pants
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
