weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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