So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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