haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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