Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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