girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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