your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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