is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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