There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we made out on top of his cat.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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