I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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