At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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