can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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