woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Your penis caused this!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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