The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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