these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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