I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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