we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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