Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
