All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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