Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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