your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
either way he was missing a nipple.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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