ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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