What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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