Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
