its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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