So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's great music for shaving your balls
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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